Bored on the Job

http://jezebel.com/5018416/if-she-doesnt-want-talk-she-probably-doesnt-want-to-sit-on-your-face

How come I never end up with cool boyfriends like this?  Except for that one ….

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Overheard at the beach: “I’ll tell you what I would do if a guy gave me a promise statue! I’d lube that shit up and stick it in my vag!”

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And the inexorable (inexcrebal?) Kimmy K: