Bored on the Job

S#@T STAIN! | May 12, 2008

For the second time this year I have visited the L2 restrooms and found the last visitor’s deposit smeared on the toilet seat. 


Above is a diagram.  Suggestions as to the physics and/or science of motion required to smear aforementioned deposit welcome.

Yours, Captain Ahab




  1. perhaps the person was superfat and didn’t realize he was defecating on the seat rather than into the bowl?

    Comment by boredbetty — May 12, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

  2. I like the possibly related post. Yes, this is indeed a human stain.
    – mm

    Comment by boredonthejob — May 12, 2008 @ 10:43 pm

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