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Narwhallian Subjects | June 4, 2008

For edification porpoises.  Er, purposes.



The Narwhal (Monodon monoceros) is an Arctic species of cetacean. It is a creature rarely found south of latitude 70°N. It is one of two species of white whale in the Monodontidae family (the other is the Beluga whale). Narwhal means “corpse whale” in Danish. The Narwhal is also commonly referred to as the Moon Whale.

UPDATE: A Narwhal participates in a Maury Povitch show to resolve a paternity suit.  See attached still from the filming.



  1. Narwhal v. Unicorn!! Who would win this epic battle? Only you can decide:

    Comment by mrex — June 5, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

  2. Dude, it could have been any of those guys who knocked that burn victim up. Stop sweating Narwhal, he takes care of his kids.

    p.s. Who wants to start a Narwhal-themed Scandinavian black metal band called Korpse Whale?

    Comment by stammertime — June 5, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

  3. Only if we get the name tattooed on our knuckles like we’re hardcore. Then I’m in.

    Comment by boredbetty — June 9, 2008 @ 9:00 pm

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