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Narwhallian Subjects

June 4, 2008
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For edification porpoises.  Er, purposes.

 

Narwhal:

The Narwhal (Monodon monoceros) is an Arctic species of cetacean. It is a creature rarely found south of latitude 70°N. It is one of two species of white whale in the Monodontidae family (the other is the Beluga whale). Narwhal means “corpse whale” in Danish. The Narwhal is also commonly referred to as the Moon Whale.

UPDATE: A Narwhal participates in a Maury Povitch show to resolve a paternity suit.  See attached still from the filming.

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It’s Hammertime!

May 27, 2008
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For your edification, Hammer.

The tape exists, TMZ confirms.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/

 

Addition to slang terminology:

Lardon (n): To have a strong physical craving or desire for a fatty or unhealthy food.

Ex: “Man I have such a lardon for some cheetos”, said Britney.


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